Really, Really Great Sunglasses, and a Very Pointy Pen

Guten Tag!

Haven't posted in quite awhile, but then again... I don't post frequently, either.

I just found my yellow black-and-white sunglasses, that I LOVE! Lost them a month or two ago. They were behind my telephone jack, which I don't understand. But now that I have them back, it's quite nice!

And then pen part, that has two parts to it.

1. Okay, okay, I have this /friend/. Well, we aren't really friends. I think more like colleagues? Anyways, I'll call him Dwight. Like from the Office, cause I'm watching that as I post. It's the Moroccan Christmas one!!! Meredith cracks me up. Actually, this is the only episode I like her in. Well, when Micheal's car 'accident' makes me laugh, too.

OFF TOPIC, CARLY!!

Oops, sorry. Anyways, I cracked a joke about if I liked Dwight. Which I don't, really! He's kind of a jerk, and pretty shallow. Chuck Bass kind of thing, with out the looks. But his best friend overheard it, and thought it would be funny if she made up a story where I liked him, and told Dwight. Ima call this girl Francine, as in Martha Jone's mother. But cleverly, I the almighty brilliant one thought he knew it was a joke. Mostly, because he knows I like this guy from out of town a lot. Which he knows!!!

Now, you might say, "He probably thought you were covering up the fact." But no! If I like you, I'm going to be extroidinarily blunt about it. You say, "What was the homework last night?", and I'll scream, 'You're Hot!"

Not really, but I wouldn't lie about it. Nothing ever arises with lies.

Well, yeah, some does. But not this!

ANYWAYS!

I was JUST informed Francine was doing this /last night/. And apparently it's been going on for monthes. Also, he despises me now, which doesn't affect me /too/ much, cause I wasn't really one for the kind who yell at the teacher, but it does kind of make me mad. But I was going to be the bigger person with it all, until I found out the WHOLE grade now thinks I 'keep pictures of him in my pocket" and "he's my wallpaper". Thanks bunches, Francine. You've got some 'splainin' to do!

So, Dwight, if you're reading this, which I hope you aren't... well, that's it. x]

Dontcha just love Iowa? Cause I do! haha!

2. Currently writing a book! I'm not going to give away the plot or anything, but I will give the character names.

1. Derrick Baines
2. Carly Beckendorf
3. Eric Fawns
4. Eli Sone
5. Annie Niege
6. Natalie Lorton
7. Robin Toujours
8. Dani Jackson
9. Riley Laine
10. Ashton Capa
11. John Vallees
12. Nicklas Patron
13. Nate Ajours
14. Sleigh Divine
15. Laila Johnson

If this is your REAL name, really sorry! Tried to not take any names, but this do NOT reflect off any real people.

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NEW DOCTOR WHO TONIGHT! EEP!

xoxoCarly

U2

Is one of the greatest bands ever.

Just putting that out there!

BALDIE!

:)

Aka my Homie Gee, as we are Gees.

Who have homes..

No applause needed, my cleverness is still intact.

(:

xoxoCarly

Hmph :)

Hey, mon Welshies(:

Stressed, and confused.

So today's been pretty average, I guess. Been roleplaying on Facebook, most hilareous thing ever. Fun people to Rp with-
+Percy Harper Jackson
+Vittoria Tanisha Mitchell
+Poppy Moore
+Willow Demeter Mercer
+Carly Beckendorf
+Sammy "Humph" Dulledge

Now I know you all wonder who I am(:

Never tell!

Probably. Unless I do, then you'll all know.

Anyways, just finished Dante's Inferno, last Gossip Girl, The Last Olympian, and Sorrows of a Young Werther. Last one's the best, made me cry for nights!

Now, all you Welshies favorite detail: Guys, Gents, and Boys.

Ahhhh<3 Single, now, and not really too upset. He's a great friend, but more of like a brother. I know his perfect match, though. Doubt he'll go out with her, but stranger things have happened...

Can I mention enough who I'm in love with right now?

Moi Hotties List March 2010
David Tennant
Logan Lerman
Gareth David-Lloyd
John Barrowman (btw Happy Birthday yesterday!)
Chace Crawford
Burn Gorman
I'm actually seeing the guapisimo side of Matt Smith... but David's still my husband!
Sterling Knight
Still by baby Drake Bell, wish he'd actually DO something nowadays
Russell Tovey, you know you love his ears! Gorgeous ;)
I'll put up pictures of them all later today maybe...

My birthday's coming up Tuesday, big Asian bash tonight! Making PANDA CUPCAKES! Be jealous ;)

xoxo Carly

Schmarky!

Love that word... It can be used in like, anyyyy sentence, and be still amazing.

Also love "Popinjoy"

And "fabulousness", which is in the dictionary!!

"Zoot Suit", too!

xoxo Carly

Poem(:

Bonjour, my adoring Bloggers :)

Just wrote a poem, really, really bad :D But trying to put a name on it and can't decide, thought I'd ask you crazy loves

Just a free verse, no special outline. Here it goes

You are the torn mountain, crimson terrain
I have no doubts, your name, your face.
I am a French Aphrodite, with my broken glass.
You are the Spanish Hermes, whispers and delight
Never set eyes on you, tearing away my sight.
In the majesty of your wink, I have known.
You are my song.

Please help me with a title, and keep your nasty comments to yourself :)

xoxo Carly

Bean Bag Chairs

Love those things, couldn't think of a title so chose something random from the 70's, story of my life :)

Oh my god, I cannot wait til Percy Jackson and the Olympians comes out! Me and my mate Macy (not real name) are going to the premiere, maybe Debby but who knows, so excited! Read those books for so long, and now they're making a movie, eek! Haha, fan-girl in me is coming out... You know how there are twilight-moms? (They scare me too) Percy parents x) Macy and I were talking about it, thought I'd trademark it!

Anyways, I have to learn about soccer- AGAIN! But I have a feeling this boy isn't going to be as crazy as the last one, psycopath.

Don't like the new facebook :P It's ah-noyying.

xoxo Carly

See earlier post for details

So, I asked 20 people on omegle.com WHY ARE YOU IN MY KITCHEN WITH A PANDA EATING ALL MY BREADSTICKS WHILE WATCHING FINNISH MEN TALK TO CARROTS?

Here are their responses! Copied exactly the way they wrote them

this was a test, check www.chickentacopie.blogspot.com in 15 minutes with your response

1. BECAUSE YOU DIDNT COME HOME FOUR DINNER!
2. IM LOST!!! PLEASE HALP
3. BECAUSE IM bi AND I LIKE PIE
4. ............ why not?
5. M or F (lord somebody was lost...)
6. Because my mom told me to and im an orphan WAHAHAHA
7. PANTS ON THE GROUND, LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND
8. do u like chicken wings?
9. BECAUSE I LOVE THE,.... (2 seconds later) THEM
10. {disconnected}
11. because (creativity=lacking)
12. BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT
13. random
14. cause it turns me on
15. BECAUSE I WANT TO!
16. I'm bringing FANCYBACK (okay this makes no sense, really)
17. thats weirdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
18. i dont know, why are you in alabama feeding fish food to bull frogs while watching my name is ear singing sweet home alabama?
19. I'm not.
20. Hi(2 sec) My name is Ken(2 sec) I would like to talk to you about Jesus today (2 sec)Did you know Jesus was a zombie? (2 sec) We only worship him so he doesn't eat our brains (2 sec) Yet, in a metaphoric way, he is eating our brains (2 sec) because worshipping him mindlessly is breeding a nation of retards (2 sec) because worshipping him mindlessly is breeding a nation of retards (2 sec) Wait what about pandas?

Okay, got some pretty beast answers here! My faves were 1, 3, 7, 8, 16, 18, and 20. Making a poll on the right of this to vote for YOUR fave!

xoxo Carly